Vintage Misery

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

I need to stop being attracted to video game characters/cartoons

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Raise your hand if you need to get laid

foreverr-horny:

*raises both hands*

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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sylvysparrow:

exactly tho

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dwightfreeney:

milliondollarnigga:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

ohdaesusie:







NIGGA HELLLLLLLLL NAH, IS THAT A BROWN RECLUSE SHE HAD CHILLING IN HER MOUTH!??!

Get this shit out of my face
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dwightfreeney:

milliondollarnigga:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

ohdaesusie:

NIGGA HELLLLLLLLL NAH, IS THAT A BROWN RECLUSE SHE HAD CHILLING IN HER MOUTH!??!

Get this shit out of my face

(Source: lawebloca)

tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

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old-wyom

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